Is there a metal condition that makes you lose interest in everything suddenly?

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Originally answered: Is there a metal condition that makes you lose interest in everything suddenly?

Sure, it’s the metalest condition of all, not giving a fuck. People with this condition typically, though not always, have long dreads and a long beard, and a faraway look in their eyes that comes from shredding faces the night before for 8 hours straight and not hitting the pillow until 6am. Yet there he is bringing your coffee at 10 in the morning.

Just try to mess with him. You’ll quickly find that he doesn’t give a fuck. He ran out of fucks years ago. He doesn’t even know what they look like anymore. If you fed him a fuck, he’d spit that shit out. All he cares about now is putting more pedals on his board to piss off the guitarist.