How should I react to my wife who talks about a man she finds attractive and compares me to?

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Tell her she should go out with him. Even offer to set up the date for them. Act really excited about the romantic possibilities on offer here. Everything you guys find irritating about your current relationship, obviously will be totally and completely fixed in her new, better relationship with this new, better man. Be over-infectiously excited that she’ll finally be able to find true happiness in her life. Wonder what their kids will look like.

Keep going until she shuts you up. You’ll probably have really good sex after this. You can thank me later.